Tuesday, August 18, 2009

How To Paint A Porcelain Statue

CITRUS

After a performance in a small town in Campania Lady Eloise goes to a bar with his stomach hanging:
- Good evening, I can do a water and lemon?
* ... we do not have lemon, I'm sorry.
- ... ah, then, an herbal tea.
* ... ... ... ...
- A tea! You know, the bags!
* Ah, just tea and chamomile.
- Ok, then tea.
[the bartender gives me the cup, puts the bag, pours the water]
* It takes a slice of lemon in your tea?
[A moment of confusion]
- ... Yes, we also put a slice of lemon ... [Desolation]

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